Was man (angeblich) so auf der Straße hört… oder wie Obelix sagen würde: „die spinnen die Briten“.
- „Which way do these stairs go, up or down, or can you use them both ways?“
- „I’m just saying, Winnie-the-Pooh is a fiend (Teufel, böser Geist, Unmensch)! There’s very little he won’t do for honey.“
- „I like ugly people, but they have to be ugly in a certain way.“
- „I will not marry you if i have to share my M&M’s with you.“
- „This is like ‚The NeverEnding Story‘ but with ironing.“
- „Don’t you find cutlery (Besteck) really heavy and hard to handle?“
- „What? You don’t like fennel (Fenchel)? That changes things.“
- „He has a beard like he fell asleep on a chocolate button.“
- „I’m only a vegetarian until 8pm.“
- „Horses have changed in the last five years.“
- „There’s loads of fannies in Enid Blyton books.“
- „It’s hard to look smart with a moustache (Schnauzbart).“
- „I don’t know how these serial killers do it. I don’t even have time to clean my kitchen.“
- „I like the name ‚royal oak‘ (Eiche) but I’d like to know what makes the oak royal.“
- „You know, it’s weird, but pains au chocolat really remind me of France.“
- „Will it be safe to watch the partial eclipse on TV?“
- „I just fancy her because she works in a brewery.“
- „Sierra Leone? I thought that was a person.“
- „I was so hungry at lunch that I didn’t even take a picture of my salad, I just ate it straight away.“
- „Can you actually get pregnant when you’re already pregnant? Like, double pregnant?“
- „My neighbour’s got a dead body in his garden, and he’s supposed to be middle class.“
- „I’m not stupid, I’m dumb! It’s different!“
- „I really hate having to keep my eyes open when I walk.“
- „Do you ever cheat on your girlfriend and then regret it afterwards?“
- „No you shouldn’t us a sunbed if you’re pregnant. You’ll bake the baby!“
- „Tea is like a gateway drug to biscuits.“
- „I think she’s the fittest person I’ve ever seen in a bin.“
- „Seriously? But you can’t microwave a salad! Because it’s a salad!“
- „What do you mean she looks like that Olsen twin? They’re identical!“
- „I’m really good at walking. A lot of people can’t do it.“
- „Gherkin (Essiggurke) adds a whole other dimension to this tuna.“
- „I don’t know what I’d do if a zombie ate you. Please don’t get eaten.“
- „I won’t eat red apples. I don’t trust them.“
- „If I could marry a food item I would marry a shortbread biscuit.“
- „How much is the 2₤ Pizza?“
- „I’m the system administrator. I can do what I want.“
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